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kitkaty12:

and3hhpants:

lavieenplatine:

speakinghearts:

barackfuckingobama:

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH

HA-HA-HA

YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

BITCH WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

HEY

EVERY YEAR AROUND THIS TIME

THIS POST COMES BACK

ETS BACK. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

why have I never seen this I’m dead.

I sang along out loud. No shame.

It’s my Christmas song

(Source: sparklebuns)

graceebooks:

graceebooks:

theprofessorstrikesagain:

OKAY, CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS FOR A SECOND?

Moriarty is in Sherlock’s Mind Palace. CHAINED UP, IN SHERLOCK’S BLOODY MIND PALACE.

Not only did Sherlock fully accept the whole “I am you” “You’re me” conversation that they had, he recognizes it IN HIMSELF that there is a part of him that truly is Moriarty.

AND HE CHAINED IT UP.

and yet notice this was the exact part of himself that made him stay alive to protect john? he has convinced himself he is the same as moriarty, deep down, so he chained the truest deepest part of himself and gave it moriarty’s face and voice and mannerisms but it isn’t actually like moriarty at all

like take the above; “moriarty” manages to say this in a really creepy way but when you think about it is he really wrong at all that it would be good for sherlock to allow himself to feel

(Source: capaldi-s)

schlongwoo:

kiyotakasgirlfriend:

one time like wayy before I was born it was christmas and my grandma looked in her backyard where her pear tree was. She noticed a partridge had landed in it. A literal partridge landed in her pear tree. On christmas she had a partridge in her pear tree. So she did the logical thing and shot it and ate it merry christmas everyone

she dun put a cartridge in that partridge 

(Source: togamislegs)

medioxumatepoet:

missionlameturtle:

andrysb24:

mandkips:

#and then he dies #and she starts killing people

Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed

he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people

I WILL DEFEND THESE TWO TO THE GRAVE

(Source: ashagreyjoyed)

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